It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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