Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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