You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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