He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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