what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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