Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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