If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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