Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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