Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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