I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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