guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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