oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I love having hate sex.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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