nut hugger
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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