Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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