Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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