i need an iv and a liver transplant
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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