He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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