Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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