Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
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Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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