Got a toothbrush?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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