i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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