Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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