New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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