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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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