I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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