I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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