you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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