and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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