You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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