girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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