Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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