It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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