are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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