Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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