I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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