Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Are we in a gay sports bar?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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