I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
