so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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