dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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