are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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