He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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