Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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