Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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