Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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