I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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