Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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