new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She told me I should be a condom model.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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