were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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