Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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