Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
we should paint friendship bongs
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