This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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