pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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