brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
More tranny stories later!
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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