Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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