I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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