ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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