Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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