the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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